Losing a loved one is never easy, but when 26-year-old Casie lost her husband Shawn in early 2011, after he succumbed to a severe asthma attack, the grieving process went in a direction that is pretty damn high on my "Fucked Up" meter...
Casie, a resident of Fayetteville, Tennessee, appeared on the season finale of the TLC series "My Strange Addiction", found herself eating his cremated ashes as a form of comfort.
Like me, I bet you are asking yourself, how in the holy fuck does a perfectly sane human being get to this point? Well, I'm of the opinion that she probably wasn't very stable to begin with, but I guess that really doesn't matter.
Cassie states that at first, her mourning took the form of carrying around her husband's cremated ashes wherever they went, including the grocery store, movie theaters and restaurants.
While that is not exactly in the realm of "abnormal", it is very creepy... Most people when getting ready to go to the Market, they grab their grocery list, and their pocket book... she grabs an urn full of human remains... yeah... okay I don't think that "creepy" is the word to describe this... I don't know what the appropriate word is at the moment, but I will say this, to my friends who think I am disturbed (I agree with them for the most part), this girl is on a whole different level... You won't see me carrying an urn to the Market, that's for damned sure.
Anyway, moving on...
She adds that things soon went slightly more extreme one day when some of the ashes spilled onto her hand.
I seriously have to wonder how that happened, I mean did she open the box and ask her beloved deceased which cut of pork she should purchase for the night's supper?
Sorry, to continue...
"I didn't want to wipe them off because that's my husband and I don't want to wipe him away," she said. "So I just licked it off my finger."
What?! She didn't want to wipe them off, because that's her husband... so the next logical step would be... to... eat them? How does one make that logic leap???
So apparently, she has been unable to stop, and estimates she has eaten at least a pound of ashes thus far, with about five more remaining. Despite the cremains having a taste that Casie describes as "rotten eggs, sand, and sandpaper," she has developed a taste for the death dust.
A FUCKING POUND??
Makes me wonder... can she be considered a cannibal? There are laws against that... why hasn't this bitch been arrested?
Although many people would find Casie's addiction shocking -- including her in-laws, who don't know she's slowly licking her husband away (I'd be the first to tell them what a fucked up daughter-in-law they have)-- the real danger isn't becoming a social pariah (fuck being a "social pariah, the bitch needs to be committed), it's that the ashes also contain chemicals that have been known to induce psychosis when ingested.
Move over Krokodil, you want a great high? EAT HUMAN ASHES!!!
BUT WAIT! There is hope: At the end of the episode, Casie checked herself into an inpatient care facility, and she did not bring the ashes.
You have to wonder, is there a clinical treatment for something like this... someone is going to make her the subject of their Thesis, and I can't wait to read it lol.
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I've seen some previews for other episodes of this TLC show, and I have to say I'm intrigued. I will probably watch it, and perhaps I'll blog about it again some time.
It's a funny thing about a lot of blogs on websites such as this, they rarely seem to actually achieve their ultimate goals. Ostensibly, the facts presented seem to attempt to give you some idea of the person. Though most read more like a bland political or social pamphlet, rather than an actual insight into their personality, conveying nothing more than a contrived sense of image is conveyed. It is with this in mind, most of what I have put down here is very much the true definition of me.
Furthermore... This is MY BLOG, it's not my real life, or my whole life, there's a lot, that you people don't really know about me. So don't go making assumptions, based solely on what you read or see here. In the end, I share what I want to share, when I want to share, and keep private what I want to be private...
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