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Thursday, August 25, 2011

仙台貨物・神様、もう少しだけ

                                                    仙台貨物・神様、もう少しだけ
Sarah hates this song with an undying purple passion. I however, love it. I was sitting here listening to it, and giggling, as I usually do when I hear this song and watch the video. So then I was thinking, why not translate it for laughs.

I’ve decided to be a gay man with pride
My heart’s boiling with a groaning beat
For sure, I’m gonna confess everything I feel for you now
I’ve decided to be a gay man with pride
Poison’s boiling in the groaning beat
My pure heart jumps out to you
It‘s good, right? Get off me please! Why? I like you!
So you like me too, right?
It’s okay, don’t be shy, and leap into my arms!
I’ll wrap you up with my well toned body, Oh wonderful!
Is this a dream? It’s okay even if this is death..
Tenderly kissing you… I’ve seen dreams like this…
It‘s good, right? Get off me please! Why?
These sorts of things, Such things like this, you like them as well, right? Oh wonderful!
Is this a dream? It’s okay even if this is death..
Tenderly kissing you.. after this kind of dream
Show me the dream just one more time God
In the core of the oil paint’s world. Oh beautiful!
Whatever happens
I won’t die by any means!
Because I like you!
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  1. Sarai's Crazy BlogAugust 26, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    I am a tag now? Holy shit in a handbasket batman!! :P I guess this song has kind of grown on me, a little. But I still hate it... Though the lyrics make sense now... Oi vey.

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