Recently one of my readers messaged me asking me to start doing an old segment that I used to do called "Any Last Requests?", it was solely regarding Death Row inmates and their last meal and information regarding their crime if it's available.
So here goes...
MISSOURI LAST MEAL...April 10, 2002
Bovine lover Paul Kreutzer
The skinny....
Paul Kreutzer was the fourth inmate put to death by Missouri in 2002 and the 55th since the state's death penalty was reinstated in
1989.
The crime...
Kreutzer was convicted of raping and murdering Louise Ann Hemphill
at her northeast Missouri home on September 2., 1992. The autopsy showed
that Hemphill's skull had been shattered with a baseball bat, her
throat had been cut and she had been strangled with a belt.
The alibi....
Kreutzer, 30, had said he could not have killed Hemphill because he
was across the Mississippi River committing two burglaries in rural
Illinois at the time of the killing. The alibi is a recent change from
the 10-year-old defense put forth by his lawyers: that he is guilty but
should not be executed because of mental defects caused by a childhood
of horrific abuse.
A note to parents...
Among abuse the allegations made against his adopted parents:
that he was physically abused; that he was forced to drink his own urine
after wetting his bed; that he was told to have sexual relations with a
cow as punishment for a sexual fixation on his younger sister; and that
he was chained to his bed as punishment for having sex with the animal.
The cliche'
Along with his identical twin brother and younger sister, Kreutzer was adopted by Don and Ruth Kreutzer when he was 3.
Maybe, maybe not....
Missouri Division of Family Services records on Kreutzer were
excluded from his trial as hearsay. But five of the agency's officials
testified that they believed Kreutzer's abuse claims to be true.
His parents have long denied the abuse allegations, but say they
believe their son's claim of innocence. Like Kreutzer, they blame
earlier guilty pleas on lawyers who liked their chances with the "mental
defects" defense better than challenging the facts of the case.
His last meal was grilled ham & cheese sandwich, onion rings, cheesecake and returning to his first love... milk.
It's a funny thing about a lot of blogs on websites such as this, they rarely seem to actually achieve their ultimate goals. Ostensibly, the facts presented seem to attempt to give you some idea of the person. Though most read more like a bland political or social pamphlet, rather than an actual insight into their personality, conveying nothing more than a contrived sense of image is conveyed. It is with this in mind, most of what I have put down here is very much the true definition of me.
Furthermore... This is MY BLOG, it's not my real life, or my whole life, there's a lot, that you people don't really know about me. So don't go making assumptions, based solely on what you read or see here. In the end, I share what I want to share, when I want to share, and keep private what I want to be private...
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Ah yes, I so love this segment!! :D
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