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Thursday, June 21, 2012

Sex and Data...



You know how to mix business with pleasure? Well, for those who want to keep their secrets close to their chest, this particular USB flash drive is definitely worth looking into. We are talking about a USB flash drive which not only boasts space on it to stash away precious data, and in addition to that, it also has a hidden function – which will keep the ladies happy, since this is a vibrator as well.

Known as the Duet, the USB flash drive vibrator will be sleek in nature, sporting the ability for you to adjust the various speeds if you want to, and of course, it is waterproof. Otherwise, how else are you going to keep it clean once you are done with your private pleasure?


Just how much storage does the Duet hold? We are talking about 16GB here, which is far more than what most of the other standard USB flash drives come with. Designers Ti Chang and Michael Topolovac did come to the realization that one of the biggest complaint from women concerning something as personal as vibrators would be the power cord issue, batteries, or having it come along with an obscure charging device.
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2 comments:

  1. The Great OkieJune 21, 2012 at 10:49 AM

    You notice they don't have one yet for men. yes there are sex toys for men but they don't need a usb port to charge them. If we ever need to plug in our arms we are severely fucked on a great many levels..

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  2. Sarai's Crazy BlogJune 21, 2012 at 12:40 PM

    I will never look at a USB drive the same way again. Also, I need one of those...

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