名もなき道…

It's a funny thing about a lot of blogs on websites such as this, they rarely seem to actually achieve their ultimate goals. Ostensibly, the facts presented seem to attempt to give you some idea of the person. Though most read more like a bland political or social pamphlet, rather than an actual insight into their personality, conveying nothing more than a contrived sense of image is conveyed. It is with this in mind, most of what I have put down here is very much the true definition of me.

Furthermore... This is MY BLOG, it's not my real life, or my whole life, there's a lot, that you people don't really know about me. So don't go making assumptions, based solely on what you read or see here. In the end, I share what I want to share, when I want to share, and keep private what I want to be private...

Afterall... it's just a blog...

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Monday, April 22, 2013

J U S T I C E

No words necessary, in my opinion.

何だこれ? … 畜生!

Literally...

So yeah, apparently... A Japanese scientist is mass producing "burgers" made from human feces... yes mother fuckers, that's right, I said, human, mother fucking, feces...

A Japanese scientist named Mitsuyuki Ikeda developed a new burger made from sewage! Ikeda says he developed the meat to combat rising meat prices and environmental damage. He claims the new meat is healthier and less damaging to nature because it is all recycled material. The bacteria in the sewage is rendered harmless from heating and added chemicals. It consists of 63 percent protein, 25 percent carbohydrates, 3 percent lipids, 9 percent minerals, and looks almost identical to red meat!

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Sunday, April 21, 2013

問答無用!

Yeah I know it's been a long time... and I'm not going to attempt to make any excuses for my lengthy absence, needless to say it has been due to a combination of various things, and I'm not going to bore you with the fine details. However I will say, I plan to use this daily, once again.

More to come!

かかってこいよ負けるもんか!

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Another day has gone by, and another... and another... argh...

I, as of yet, have not managed to get this cooling issue under control, it has basically rendered my PC unusable for most things...

I am not abandoning this blog by any means though...

I am going to get my computer fixed in two weeks and then HOPEFULLY, I will be back here...

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

An Update of Sorts...

It's been over a month, what can I say, real life tends to get in the way when you're a single parent of a rambunctious toddler. I've also been having a fair share of technical difficulties on top of that.

Once I get this cooling issue fixed (within the next week or so most likely) I will be back to my old blogging self.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Low Disc Space

I need to clean this computer... That is my agenda today...

No words needed...

Just watch it...