名もなき道…

It's a funny thing about a lot of blogs on websites such as this, they rarely seem to actually achieve their ultimate goals. Ostensibly, the facts presented seem to attempt to give you some idea of the person. Though most read more like a bland political or social pamphlet, rather than an actual insight into their personality, conveying nothing more than a contrived sense of image is conveyed. It is with this in mind, most of what I have put down here is very much the true definition of me.

Furthermore... This is MY BLOG, it's not my real life, or my whole life, there's a lot, that you people don't really know about me. So don't go making assumptions, based solely on what you read or see here. In the end, I share what I want to share, when I want to share, and keep private what I want to be private...

Afterall... it's just a blog...

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Thursday, June 21, 2012

DaizyStripper's new mini-album 「HUMALOID」

DaizyStripper has revealed more information about their upcoming mini-album. 「HUMALOID」 is scheduled to come out on August 1st in three types:

Limited Edition Type A (CD+DVD) – 3,150 yen
[CD]
1. 1999
2. 東京ホライズンーNIGHT AND DAYー (Tokyo horizon-NIGHT AND DAY-)
3. 彼女はエメラルド (kanojo ha emerald)
4. Paradise Lost
5. CLUB “KILLING”
6. Reincarnation

[DVD]
PV

Limited Edition Type B (CD+DVD) – 3,150 yen
[CD]
Same as Type A

[DVD]
Live footage

Regular Edition (CD) – 2,625 yen
[CD]
Same as Type A

the GazettE’s upcoming album 「Division」

The details for the GazettE’s upcoming album 「Division」 have been released, I just haven't had the time to post them until now... Looks like I'll be getting the LE...

「Division」 Regular Edition
CD only/12 Tracks/￥3059 (Tax incl.)
1.) [XI]
2.) Gabriel on the Gallows
3.) Derangement
4.) Dripping Insanity
5.) 余韻 (Yoin)
6.) 歪 (Ibitsu)
7.) 影踏み(Kagefumi)
8.) 籠の蛹 (Kago no Sanagi)
9.) ヘドロ (Hedoro)
10.) Attitude
11.) Required Malfunction
12.) [Melt]

「Division」 Limited Edition
2 CDs+ DVD/ 14 Tracks/￥ 6666 Tax (incl.)
(DISC 1) 7 Tracks
1.) [Depth]
2.) 歪 (Ibitsu)
3.) 籠の蛹 (Kago no Sanagi)
4.) ヘドロ (Hedoro)
5.) 影踏み(Kagefumi)
6.) 余韻 (Yoin)
7.) [Diplosomia]
(DISC 2) 7 Tracks
8.) [XI]
9.) Derangement
10.) Required Malfunction
11.) Dripping Insanity
12.) Attitude
13.) Gabriel on the Gallows
14.) [Melt]
(DVD included)

Thursday, June 7, 2012

풀하우스

Remake and Sequel to Full House????

HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS!!!???

"In 2009, it was remade into a Philippines drama also titled Full House starring Richard Gutierrez and Heart Evangelista.

There is also a Vietnamese remake called Ngôi nhà hạnh phúc which was released in 2009. The main female character was played by the Vietnamese actress Minh Hằng."

I HAVE TO FIND THESE DRAMAS!!!!
I HAVE TO WATCH THESE DRAMAS!!!!

"In early 2011, it was reported that Kim Jong Hahk Productions is in the process of producing season 2 of Full House. It will star different actors in the lead roles and they were in talks with Song Joong Gi, Shin Min-ah, and Big Bang’s T.O.P. Shin Min-ah confirmed that she had received an offer for the female lead but had rejected it. Hwang Jung Eum and No Min-woo are the finalized cast for Full House 2."

I WANT BI BACK!!!!

Though, the though of seeing No Min-woo on screen sounds more than mildly interesting...

Sunday, September 4, 2011

デイジーストリッパー announces a new album!

With my life being a bit chaotic as of late, getting the email from Rei announcing the new single (which I already knew about) and the new album (which I was completely unaware of) made me smile.

DaizyStripper will release a new album, titled SIREN, on October 5th.

The album will feature ten tracks, including the single 月に銃声, which is set for release next week on September 7th. SIREN will be available in three different editions. The regular edition will be CD-only, while the Type A will come with a bonus DVD featuring one or more music videos and off-shot material. The Type B will come with a bonus CD featuring four live tracks from the band's KISS THE FUTURE LIVE.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

September 6th can't come soon enough

I need no words other that to tell you to watch this...

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

I can't fucking wait!

Music, I love music. So many good artists are releasing material in the coming months.

月に銃声 from デイジーストリッパー on September 7th.
Remember the Urge from ガゼット on August 31st.
Toxic from ガゼット on October 5th.
Five from 浜崎あゆみ on August 31st.
V-Rock Disney from various artists on September 14th.
BUBBLEMAN ENGINE from MAA on October 12th.