名もなき道…

It's a funny thing about a lot of blogs on websites such as this, they rarely seem to actually achieve their ultimate goals. Ostensibly, the facts presented seem to attempt to give you some idea of the person. Though most read more like a bland political or social pamphlet, rather than an actual insight into their personality, conveying nothing more than a contrived sense of image is conveyed. It is with this in mind, most of what I have put down here is very much the true definition of me.

Furthermore... This is MY BLOG, it's not my real life, or my whole life, there's a lot, that you people don't really know about me. So don't go making assumptions, based solely on what you read or see here. In the end, I share what I want to share, when I want to share, and keep private what I want to be private...

Afterall... it's just a blog...

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Sunday, April 21, 2013

問答無用!

Yeah I know it's been a long time... and I'm not going to attempt to make any excuses for my lengthy absence, needless to say it has been due to a combination of various things, and I'm not going to bore you with the fine details. However I will say, I plan to use this daily, once again.

More to come!

かかってこいよ負けるもんか!

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Another day has gone by, and another... and another... argh...

I, as of yet, have not managed to get this cooling issue under control, it has basically rendered my PC unusable for most things...

I am not abandoning this blog by any means though...

I am going to get my computer fixed in two weeks and then HOPEFULLY, I will be back here...

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

An Update of Sorts...

It's been over a month, what can I say, real life tends to get in the way when you're a single parent of a rambunctious toddler. I've also been having a fair share of technical difficulties on top of that.

Once I get this cooling issue fixed (within the next week or so most likely) I will be back to my old blogging self.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Midget...

You got your hands all goopy with paint today, and you swam with no fear, jumping straight into the 5ft area, you're lucky I was right there to pull you up... sometimes your total and utter lack of fear scares the shit out of me...

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Death is just a myth...

You are what you think. Does this mean you are what you believe, or does it mean that our thoughts, are precisely what makes us…. well, us? If the latter were to be the case, then it would make some sort of sense that we don’t need to die, if our thoughts and desires could be transferred to say, a digital version of ourselves then we would for the most part, continue to exist, right?

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Stress, and Decisions...

I have decided that until I leave this hell, I'm going to start trying to handle my stress in a different manner... I am going to, instead of arguing with the stupid people I currently live with, write letters to them (that they will undoubtedly never see) here on my blog as a way of releasing my anger, hostility and overall stress... Some letters may be lengthy, while others could be anything from a few sentences to a single word. Either way, I think it will help me cope better... simply put, I'm tired of yelling and arguing with 2 of the most addlepated twits I have ever had the displeasure of knowing...

2 Days Later...

Well I said that I would begin blogging on a regular business, and then, well then, life got in the way...

My PC died on the morning of the 19th, after running Windows Defender... it strangled itself to death...

LUCKILY... I have a computer savvy tech monkey at my disposal, and he was able to fix it over the phone... So fuck you Microsoft and your silly $99 service fees for customer support, I have my own monkey, that doesn't write self-destructing programs...

So, thank you Travis, for saving me a lot of money and providing me with a $100+ piece of software for free. I appreciate everything you've done for me, these past couple of days, as well as your putting up with my insane panicked attitude. You truly are awesome.

Now today in between reinstalling EVERYTHING, and doing other general shit, I'll blog the shit that I've been wanting to blog, but haven't had the chance to, until now...