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Monday, June 18, 2012

There's no "U", in "My pint".



Today, I went into the freezer expecting to grap the wonderfully tasty pint of Twix ice cream that I had just bought the day before... only to find it gone... Walking into Trent's room, I asked;

Did you take my ice cream...?

Yes...

Why? That was mine, damn it!

Because I was in the mood for ice cream...

*face palm*

Well I shall face palm no longer...

Here's a nifty gadget that can protect your favorite frozen delicacy from your jerkish ice cream stealing roommate. Ben & Jerry’s Euphori-Lock is an ingenious little device that can actually secure your favorite pint of ice cream with a three digit combination lock. Sure, the more hardcore criminals will simply saw the side of the carton or drill through the bottom, but for the rest of us, a locked up pint of ice cream certainly says NO! much better than a threatening sign. So while not its not foolproof, it is fairly easy, simply attach the device to your favorite pint and let guilt do its job. Besides... no one want to get caught hysterically sawing through an ice cream container, I know, I wouldn't. I would personally like to see a device that might taser or otherwise electrocute my freezer thieving roommate (Simply because that would be fucking hilarious, wouldn't it?), but I can see some relatively unpleasant legal ramifications of such strong deterrent measures, so for now I’ll just go with the Euphori-lock, only $6.64 at www.Ben&Jerrys.com and maybe just tell him it will electrocute him if he gets the combination wrong… that could work.

1 comment:

  1. Ha ha! I don't have that problem! But if I did, this would be something I'd invest in.

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