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It's a funny thing about a lot of blogs on websites such as this, they rarely seem to actually achieve their ultimate goals. Ostensibly, the facts presented seem to attempt to give you some idea of the person. Though most read more like a bland political or social pamphlet, rather than an actual insight into their personality, conveying nothing more than a contrived sense of image is conveyed. It is with this in mind, most of what I have put down here is very much the true definition of me.

Furthermore... This is MY BLOG, it's not my real life, or my whole life, there's a lot, that you people don't really know about me. So don't go making assumptions, based solely on what you read or see here. In the end, I share what I want to share, when I want to share, and keep private what I want to be private...

Afterall... it's just a blog...

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Sunday, June 10, 2012

Today's green, yet truly Fucked Up Fact...

Aokigahara (青木ヶ原), also known as the Sea of Trees (樹海), is a 35-square-kilometre (14 sq mi) forest that lies at the northwest base of Mount Fuji in Japan. The forest contains a number of rocky, icy caverns, a few of which are popular tourist destinations. Due to the wind-blocking density of the trees and an absence of wildlife, the forest is known for being eerily quiet.

The forest has a historic association with demons in Japanese mythology and is a popular place for suicides; 54 completed the act in 2010, despite numerous signs, in Japanese and English, urging people to reconsider their actions.

The forest is a popular place for suicides, reportedly the most popular in Japan and second in the world after San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge. Statistics vary. In the period leading up to 1988, about 30 suicides occurred there every year.

In 2002, 78 bodies were found within the forest, exceeding the previous record of 74 in 1998. In 2003, the rate climbed to 100, and in recent years, the local government has stopped publicizing the numbers in an attempt to downplay Aokigahara's association with suicide. In 2004, 108 people killed themselves in the forest. In 2010, 247 people attempted suicide in the forest, 54 of whom completed the act. Suicides are said to increase during March, the end of the fiscal year in Japan.

The high rate of suicide has led officials to place signs in the forest, in Japanese and English, urging those who have gone there in order to commit suicide to seek help and not kill themselves. The annual body search, consisting of a small army of police, volunteers, and attendant journalists, began in 1970.

The site's popularity has been attributed to the 1960 novel Nami no Tō (波の塔, lit., "Tower of Waves") by Seichō Matsumoto, which ends with two lovers committing suicide in the forest. However, the history of suicide in Aokigahara predates the novel's publication, and the place has long been associated with death: ubasute may have been practiced there into the 19th century, and the forest is reputedly haunted by the ghosts of those left to die.

Though I don't think you came here for a history lesson...

ON WITH THE GORE!

Note, some of these pictures are blurred... not my fault, I didn't do it, don't complain to me.

Pretty cool, huh?

2 comments:

Sarai's Crazy BlogJune 10, 2012 at 4:08 AM
This one of the places on my list to visit someday. I think it would be so freaky and awesome!! We should start saving for it now! :D
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The Great OkieJune 10, 2012 at 6:54 AM
Sarah and my baby how can say this.....
NOT JUST NO NOT JUST HELL NO NOT JUST HELL THE FUCK NO BUT ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MINDS HELL THE FUCK NO!!!!!!
I have an image in my mind of them all coming back to life as ZOMBIES and killing us all and making it look like a suicide. That may be why there are so many dead bodies in that forest did any of you think of that.
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